 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: PISS-STEP DIETY DJ TIAZ RETURN IN HOT ANTICIPATION OF NEW ALBUM! |
Canby, ACT – 18th of May, 2011 |
DJ TIAZ IS BACK! The musical tour-de-force poem-master is the musical genius behind PISS-STEP, a new UNDERGROUND SUBCULTURE of music which has taken the world by storm and captivated the imaginations and dreams of all the small boys. His new album, I WILL SACRIFICE THE GIRLS TO THE GOD OF MARS AND THE MOON CATALYST is predicted to set the world on fire with club-busting, chart-topping hits such as "Mouthpiss", "Dangerous Knives" and the super-platinum bombastic "Isotope of a horrible boy touching the distant star of the past (~Sanguine<3Remix~).  Hailing from a far distant land, DJ Tiaz (Real name 'Killer Lord') brings his trickster hands and unrelenting eyeball lip-smooch to the decks, playing AN CD and the latest of digital MP3 tunes. Recent performances include "Abandoned Warehouse Parties that didn't happen", "4 am at empty club" and "my friend's birthday", with more to come as he plans to further his world domination via the brilliance of Piss-step  "It come to me natural" he claims, standing on what looks to be a mannequin in the shape of a child, covered in red lipstick. "It's only naturals for a beat to come to me, and for me to negotiate this beat, using my crafted skills". In a recent poll, DJ Tiaz has been known to be more preferable than a cup of AIDS virus. His first album, "Genghis Khan and the Devil's Scoff" was a collaboration with the infamous Australia-Cybernetic Hip-hop Collaboration "A BUTT, MY FEATHERY KISS", and is described as "Not actually existing", a testament to it's underground nefariousness.  The album is to be produced by the enigmatic NICHOLAS BURNS, AKA DJ NIGGY BONERS, one of the members behind "A BUTT, MY FEATHERY KISS", and is set for a release sometime late 2011. As DJ Tiaz says, "PAY HEED! *uses fingers like guns 2 blow u away* |
Please contact firstworldyouthproblems@gmail.com for more informations. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Excited, huh? here is a poem I made for Mr Tiaz in tribute to his good nature and humble not-brags- 10000 piss cascade on my face as piss slowly bubbles from my mouth it makes the world go round inside the diamond spectrograph ...an endless tale of pissy woes the yellow stream and endless bait my terrible butt LONG LIVE PISS |
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