SWORD MISTERS/masters

no legend is ever made without the use of natures most powerful gift- the sword. with the sword you can truly triumph over all obstacles, whether it is fighting dragons, chipping meat and veg, or warding off friends of people you decided to bottle over the head and then hide in your room, not because youre a cowardly dip-pin but because youre a true hardcore warrior ™

it is with great pride that we present to you a number of swords for your choosing which you can use to slay or ward off enemies, barbarians, brutes, brungles, trolls, or other warriors. swords are also handy to slay the ogre that keeps your busty, leather-clad maiden from your reach. rock out! you can also join a guitar and a sword together for the maximum supermode but be aware- it only works for the baddest of the best of the goodest knights and space ranger with laser swords.

PLEASE NOTE: IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW HOW TO USE A SWORD! PLEASE CONSULT YOUTUBE AND GOOGLE BEFORE BUYING A SWORD, AND IF YOU BUY ONE, MAKE SURE TO GET A WOLF IMPRINT OR DECORATION, A WOLF IS A NOBLE ANIMAL AND YOU ARE NOBLE TOO

dagger

User: assassins, killers
best use: walk up behind a mark and stab them with a dagger also sneak them in to airports, use them on marks. chopping vegetables and small meats (in the wild)
what I would call mine/what it would look like- either silent killer or midnight stryke, and it would have a blue blade and a red tip with a black handle, the red tip to give people a scary visage of their death/hurting
details/info smallsword for a short person to use in self defence in case of home invasion or stealth kills. very short and can be used if peple question your masculinity (or lady-like killer skills). Leads to it;s own problems which renders it a quaint paradox. Can use  a steak knife it is what i do as a professional killer

sword

User: knights, warriors, leathal enforcers, hunters
best use: combat and duels on foot. for horse duels use a lance whihc is a big pole. can also be used to hack giant meat and bigger vegetables, and to hack open doors/kill cheerleaders
what i would call mine/what it would look like: devils bane- would be totally red with black japanese symbols that would say "kill, execute. murder, honor" (would not be a katana though). I would have another one which would glow blue, cuz that would be awesome.
details/information: the classic one handed sword used by knights of the realm and other knights, including dark knights, fire knights, even wizards or modern day people and also used in plays. can be substituted with an even bigger knife than a dagger-sized knife but these might be hard to get. dont let people catch you getting them!

broadsword/doublehands

User: barbarians, slayers, salesmen
best user: attacking large parts of meat, slaying dragons and larger brutes, and showing off to the ladies.
what i would call mine/what would it look like: quaint with flower hilt, Orange vibroblade, and a laser sight. Another one I would have would be entire black, like my soul, cold and hardened.
detail/information: The largest sword like guts from berserk would use only his is WAY too big. requires two, if not THREE hands to weird these, but if you are strong enough, you will be the true champion. You can chop many things and it is reccomended that you chop anything and everything you can. you're a true man u can do what u want, do not listen to ur wife!

katanas

User: Samurai, Ninja, Manslayer, Anime hero, Me
Best use: fighting against white people with honour of pure and true japan, mercy honor kills, finest slicing, field work, open more doors, visage fighter, practice
What i would call mine/what it would look like: i currently own one with two blades in the hilt, it is the DOUBLE KATANA and i am its master, it is so quick and empowers the user (me) with super speed and strength which i already have. as said it will cut bullets and blind the enemy, but will not kill them, i am merciful
detail/information: ever since i began watching japanese anime animation, opposed to foregin gaijin fool cartoons like ren and stimpy (lol how dumb) i've been watchin animes like rurouni kenshin becuse they are deep and full of meaningful plot content. the katana is used by the samurai and ninjas from japan and even the chinese. the asians are superior weaponsmiths so the katana is the best sword and will break other swords

laser sabre/light sword/techno-katana

user: robot warrior, a jedi, a sith, anime character, villain or hero in scifiction
best use: PWN TEH FUCK OUT OF U also to chop and slice and hack and kill. can set to 1 molecule and kill you by perfect slice, youre gonna die hahhAHAH
what i would call mine/what it would look like: it would be a devils horn that would double as laser gun, and would emit a purple and black glowsword from it and it would cut thru ANYTHING because its technology
detail/information: it is a sword from films like star wars and Debiru no Kissu: heart wartz; it is the most advanced sword in the world used by the best fighter: jedi knights. i think in the old star wars these werent used enough but then there were new star wars films and theres teh robot guy with 4 of them, then u read the novels, one guy has like 12 and theyre in his kneepads, WHAT A LEGEND.