INTERVIEW WITH THE ASIAN

Okay friend, After my last article about how its burger month i heard from a mate that its really also ASIAN HERITAGE MONTH!! He sent the message "may is asian heritage month but ive seen no mention of it anywhere pls write a piece on this tia". Well I didnt know this but also im not asian and so i dont know much of the asia story. SO i ask my friend if he will do interview w/me about asian and then I can make the article we will both be happy on!! He said YES! This is that article. My friends name is Leslie but dont be fooled, he IS Asian & also a boy. Lets go interview!!!!!!

1. i have heard that there is different kinds of asian. is it true and whats the difference?
yes its true. there are many different kind of asian. for example, there is middle east asian which is the brown peoples americans will kill on the television. then there is chinese asian like me. we are like the americans of asian (all asian look up to us). then there is japanese. everyone hate japanese. then there is thailand. thai asian is like mexican. and then there is vietnam which is like mexico of thailand. so double mexico of china.

2. everyone knows the best asian thing is anime. other cool asian things are ramen noodle and swords? what are other asian things that are cool
some cool asian things is animes, and swords.also rice... an bento boxes. those are all cool asian things u can put in ur lunchbox to take to school. like a cheeseburger. throw some rice on the barbie!!! lol

3. is it hard to be asian if ur not in asia?
no if u try hard u can be asian even if ur not a asian. for example, watch a lot of anime to learn about our culkture. and watch with SUBS not DUBS everyone knows english dub is shit!!!! another good thing look at ur local commmunity college and learn JAPANESE thats a good asian language to learn. there are mnany other place to learn to be asian. for example, if your town have a local "chinas town" inside of it. you can go there and observe asian ppl and how they act. then u can copy them. then bam ur asian!!!!! ^_^

4. do asians have any cool holidays
yes in fact this month is Asians Heritage MOnths. and also there is chinese NEw Years which is celebrated not only by chinese but it is called that anyways. and of course International Anime FEstival (which is every day for me!! hehe :) )

5. in question 3 you gave a great idea of how to be asian if ur not born thankyou! but what i mean is it hard to be asian if ur not living in asian country? like if ur chinese and live not in china or asia. thank
its hard to be chinese if ur not inc hina!!! but u gotta tough it out! like all things in life its not rewarding if its easy!!! some tips for asians out of their home countrys reading this:: make friends with some recent immigrants and copy how theys peak!!!! that will make u feel @ home :) A lots of the Time i'll find myself doing white people things... its ok tho!!! its ok to do white ppl stuff sometimes if u feel like it!!!! do wat u want!!!!!! for the gloryu of Mao Zedong!!!!

6. Asian Heritage month sounds really cool. whats ur fave fact abt asian history?
my faverite facts about asians history?? hmm that's a toughiE!!!!!!! probably my faverite fact is the terra ccotta army of the first emporer mr. Qin!!! he thought he'd be lonely when he died so he got a bunch of guys made into stone bros for him to chill w/ in the afterlife!!! now that's what i call friendship!!!!!!

7. what is the best anime
cooking master boy

8. i heard pasta is really just a copy of noodles & china invented it. did asia make any other thing that we dont think it asian?
yes thats true!!! freakin iutalians mate!! lol. hmmm some things that asian also invent????????? prolly Nuclear Bomb... we have that many century ago but we pretend we dont cuz we dont wana SCare u guys... Hmmm also when u put ketchup on scramble eggs/kraft dinner... that also from us!!! maybe i can think of some other thing later and tell u about it :) but i cant remember right now

9 why do asians sell all the best dvd for cheap?
we love to make dvd everywhere and share with everyone the joy of dvd!!!! :) i love to watch all dvd!!! even "exotic" dvd hehe :)

10. whose ur fave asian??
my faverite asian is...... Me!!! hehe :) but if i have to chosoe not me its Goku, becasuse he is the most powerful of all the asian... and he is so courageous!!! hehe :)

THANKS FOR READING ABOUT ASIA!!!!SPECIAL THanks to Leslie my canada mate thanks for telling me to watch kenny vs spenny also its p funny :))))